Men and Women's Anatomy

If there are two things about women that men are so fascinated with, it's our breasts. 

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It doesn't matter that as infants they were fed from this part of a woman's anatomy, which is ewww. They go through their lives in constant awe from the wonders that is our boobs. Maybe the fact that they were breastfed as infants is what holds this fascination. That something so... squishy and so... jiggly could sustain them is indeed a cause for wonder. But then again, it could also be because both men and women have them but no matter how hard they work out at the gym, they can never grow theirs as big as ours. Let's just say thank God, He knows what it attractive, because for the life of me, I could never imagine macho men walking around with Pamela Lee's racks. That's just wrong. It's something out of the Twilight Zone series. 

I have been face-to-face with this charisma that our boobs have over men on more than one occasion. I noticed that if you show them just a hint of cleavage, they will not be able to help themselves. They will look. But since, it is just a hint of flesh and you are not being whore-ish, they just steal glances here and there for fear of invoking the wrath of sexual harassment charges.

Guys, even if you go on painstaking lengths to be cautious, we know that you are looking. Trust us, it's pretty obvious that you are looking at our chest when you are supposed to be looking at our faces when we are talking to you. It's obvious even if you are just "stealing" a glance. We understand that it is something instinctual and you can't stop yourselves. But your gentlemanly pretense is hilarious when you are just dying to see the goods.

A few times when I'd dressed slutty and displayed breast cheeks, they'd drop pretenses altogether and greet my boobs. And how about when you are talking to a guy and he is standing up while you are sitting down? Nine times out of ten, he's looking down inside the shirt.

I am reminded of a scene from the Big Bang Theory, when Penny was introduced to Leslie, the female genius.

Penny: Wow, a woman scientist! Cool!
Leslie: Yes. Guys come for the breast and stay for the brains.

Sadly, more often than not, men just come for the breasts period. If he is the kind of guy who stays for the brain, then he is probably not the kind of guy who came for the breast in the first place. But how many guys do you know are like that? How many, pray tell? (Janica, don't answer that question.)

It's funny how a lot of women go through the hassle of enhancing their boobs to make them more attractive to men. Sometimes surgical, like getting implants. Sometimes manual, like stuffing wads of tissue in their bra. Girls, you do not have to do any of these. Cut your breasts some slack and trust in the power they wield against all men. Big or small, all-natural or enhanced, men will take boobs in however way they can. Just as long as they are attached to a female homo sapien. Your A-cups should not be the cause of your worries. They should not be the reason for your inability to find a mate. The fact that there are more than a couple billion other women who possess the same anatomical parts is where the problem lies.