Thursday, September 30, 2010 | By: Hazel

Song of the Moment: Clocks




Look at Chris Martin in this video. He looks like a lover in the throes of an orgasmic frenzy. How can you not want to look at him over and over again? How can you not wish that you were the piano and he is running his fingers on you?

I hope your passion is not wasted on Gwyneth, Chris. After all, she's the other half behind the horror that was Cruisin'. I had to live for days with that song playing repeatedly on my head. It was like a plague. If you want someone more befitting of your, uhmm, energy, dump her and give me a call.




Thursday, September 16, 2010 | By: Hazel